Times Interviewer: How do you rank yourself among writers (living) and of the immediate past?
Nabokov: I often think there should exist a special typographical sign for a smile– some sort of concave mark, a supine round bracket, which I would now like to trace in reply to your question.
Tag Archives: conversation
IRC Courtship
#904301 +(571)- [X]
Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
errr….
ask her yourself?
no fucking way until I get a second opinion
dude she’s in the channel
no she isn’t
yeah she is mate, look up
she got op’d yesterday
fuck
PLAN B
spam the channel
with text
so it goes
hi
off her scrollback
ahaha
FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
I’m going to go install Windows 7 right now
so I’ll be offline for a bit
if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
omegle paradox
A chat I read:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
Stranger: 暗号
You: yeah
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: from？
You: hong kong
Stranger: 香港的啊
You: yes
Stranger: 我以为又是外国人
Stranger: 我是中国的
You: sometimes…
Stranger: 刚刚见到一个印度的一来就问我是不是女的
You: haha yeah totatally
Stranger: 真是色
You: haha seriously?
Stranger: 额 这个 我英语不太好
You: lol cool
Stranger: seriously means
Stranger: Iam 初中生
You: are you?
You: thats cool\
Stranger: so
Stranger: what
Stranger: 你哪？
You: why do you type in chinese AND english?
You: it’s kinda weird
You: but cool at the same time
Stranger: 不好了 我的英语家教来了
Stranger: 我又要补课了
Stranger: 晕死
You: OMG
You: no way dude
You: you’re lying!
Stranger: 我的英语就是他教的 其实他教的很糙
Stranger: what？
Stranger: i lying???
You: i said no way dude
You: yeah
You: you have to be lying
You: theres no way thats true
Stranger: 拜托你打汉语好不 我英语不好啊
You: i don’t know if i can trust you anymore
Stranger: 你是不是HONK KONG 的啊？？？
You: yes i am from hong kong
Stranger: 怎么我们驴头不对马嘴
You: why do you say that?
Stranger: 你认不认得我说的话啊
You: oh
You: i see
You: gimme all your money
Stranger: 什么意思
You: i said GIMME YOUR MONEY
Stranger: 我就一初中生 英语水平不高
Stranger: GIMME 的意思
Stranger: 是？
You: WHAT PART OF GIMME YOUR MONEY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!
You: MONEY. CASH. DOUGH. GIMME ALL OF IT
You: NOW
You: what’s your credit card number
Stranger: 我知道 you 和money 不知道GIMME
You: i need it
You: NOW
You: what was that?
Stranger: 怎么给你
You: you did what?
Stranger: 晕死 跟你说话我听不懂啊 好难
You know what would be the weirdest thing? If the person on the other end was doing the same thing…
The Applebees
Kelly: could you imagine an entire movie about the perfect date at an applebees?
Sent at 9: 56 PM on Friday
me: yes – an AWESOME movie.
with explosions.
omg, my favorite movie ever
What became of Steph
just t t because: i hope a bear eats you
just t t because: have some honey nut cheerios before you leve
dead fishiie: Okay
dead fishiie: I will
dead fishiie: I dont love you either
just t t because: fine
just t t because: i hope a bear eats you
just t t because: BUT
just t t because: you discover a majestic land inside his tomach
just t t because: and he you know
just t t because: digests you
just t t because: except when youre out again
just t t because: your VISIONS BACK
dead fishiie: Awesome.
just t t because: and you have B’S AGAIN!!!!
just t t because: and you will be skinny and have no scars
dead fishiie: Haha
dead fishiie: Wtf.
just t t because: and the stomach acid made your hair straight
just t t because: scars on your legs
dead fishiie: I had cs from the start
just t t because: and it coats you with protection
just t t because: so you will never get weird rashes again
dead fishiie: Good
just t t because: doesnt that sound nice? dont you want to get eaten and digested by a bear now?
dead fishiie: Idea
dead fishiie: Yes
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——-I want some majestic bear stomach acid…